Why is there no Mini Cooper Clubman Rear Bike Rack… Sucker! 7

Why is there no Mini Cooper Clubman Rear Bike Rack... Sucker!
I needed a bike rack for my 2008 Mini Cooper Clubman S.  I could not understand why there is no Mini Cooper Clubman rear bike rack.  I was looking for a cheap “strap on the back” rack that I could take on and off easily.   But after a few days of research I found ...